"It was just gaiman... With Batman in it..."

See before I wasn't too hyped up but now...

I hope this reaches neil himself. Never have i ever known of anyone as full of himself as well as shit, than you. Now another milestone in your over-hyped career, Writing Batman. Not only are you under the impression you can write, but write batman? Fuck You. You Tried before and it sucked. It was just gaiman... With Batman in it. Fuck You.

... but now I'm going to have to get it. Well done reverse psychology salesman, well done to you.

Sweet context

Attention Christmas shoppers...

...Please be nice to your Sales Assistants, they have to deal with a near unending parade of moronic dicks at this time of year, don't make it worse. It's not their fault you didn't do your Christmas shopping months ago like someone with some sense. They're at breaking point, you don't want to have to try and comfort some sixteen year old girl who you've just reduced to tears in the middle of the shop floor, do you?

So be nice. If only because when you're giving your credit card details to someone on minimum wage you probably don't want to piss them off too much.


This has been a public service announcement.